To all those who voted “Yes” to the Lisbon Treaty: How is that “Jobs, Investment, and Recovery” working out for you? Feeling better, altogether?
Answers on a polling card, please, to the following…
yes, yes! YES! Ohhhh YESSSS!!
We're stronger now, and yet, in a more accurate sense, needier
It is, literally, so important that we're not telling you what it is
Every day, in every way, it's getting better, and better, and better...
There are some things even Mick O'Leary won't join
Well, men in suits have never let us down before
... if we emigrate there?
It washes! It dries! It polishes your floor!
Hey, good for you lady. How are the kids doing in Australia?
It's not a bubble! DON'T TALK IT DOWN!
Heyyyyyy... I know that guy...
Maybe this is not a good time to ask, but could we have another vote on this?
One Euro down... six to go... it's ok, we have 4 years
Because without the Continent there, we'd just be sort of stuck right in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and then where would we be? OH MY GOD! WE'RE AN ISLAND!
In hock to Goldman Sachs and the IMF?
Yayyyy! We're unemployed and can't afford college! Wait, what?